{"id":97,"date":"2009-06-04T13:45:57","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T13:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pajak.net\/blog\/?p=97"},"modified":"2009-06-04T13:45:57","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T13:45:57","slug":"rumus-matematika-manusia-keledai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pajak.net\/blog\/97\/rumus-matematika-manusia-keledai\/","title":{"rendered":"Rumus Matematika : Manusia = Keledai ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Persamaan 1<\/p>\n<p>Manusia = makan + tidur + kerja + hura-hura<br \/>\nKeledai = makan + tidur<\/p>\n<p>Maka,<br \/>\nManusia = Keledai + kerja + hura-hura<\/p>\n<p>Maka,<br \/>\nManusia &#8211; hura-hura = Keledai + kerja<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Maka,<br \/>\nManusia yang tidak tau hura-hura = Keledai yang bekerja \/ Kerja seperti Keledai<\/p>\n<p>===================================================<\/p>\n<p>Persamaan 2<\/p>\n<p>Pria = makan + tidur + cari duit<br \/>\nKeledai = makan + tidur<\/p>\n<p>Maka,<br \/>\nPria = Keledai + cari duit<\/p>\n<p>Maka,<br \/>\nPria &#8211; cari duit = Keledai<\/p>\n<p>Maka,<br \/>\nPria yang tidak tau cari duit = Keledai<\/p>\n<p>====================================================<\/p>\n<p>Persamaan 3<\/p>\n<p>Wanita = makan + tidur + belanja &amp; habisin duit<br \/>\nKeledai = makan + tidur<\/p>\n<p>Maka,<br \/>\nWanita = Keledai + belanja &amp; habisin duit<\/p>\n<p>Maka,<br \/>\nWanita &#8211; belanja &amp; habisin duit = Keledai<\/p>\n<p>Maka,<br \/>\nWanita yang tidak tau belanja &amp; habisin duit = Keledai<\/p>\n<p>=====================================================<\/p>\n<p>KESIMPULAN:<\/p>\n<p>Dari Persamaan 2 dan Persamaan 3 :<\/p>\n<p>Pria yang tidak tau cari duit = Wanita yang tidak tau belanja &amp; habisin duit.<\/p>\n<p>Kata lain :<br \/>\nPria cari duit AGAR wanita tidak menjadi Keledai ! (Postulat 1)<\/p>\n<p>Dan, Wanita belanja &amp; habisin duit AGAR pria tidak menjadi Keledai! (Postulat 2)<\/p>\n<p>Jadi, kita sampai pada &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Pria + Wanita = Keledai + cari duit + Keledai + belanja &amp; habisin duit<\/p>\n<p>Maka &#8230; dari Postulat 1 dan 2, kita dapat simpulkan :<\/p>\n<p>Pria + Wanita = 2 Keledai yang hidup berbahagia selama-lamanya. ..!!!!<\/p>\n<p>(&#8230; happy ending deeh&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Persamaan 1 Manusia = makan + tidur + kerja + hura-hura Keledai = makan + tidur Maka, Manusia = Keledai + kerja + hura-hura Maka, Manusia &#8211; hura-hura = Keledai + kerja<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[41,39,40],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-serba-serbi","tag-matematika","tag-rumus-matematika","tag-soal-matematika"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p64vuL-1z","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pajak.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pajak.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pajak.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pajak.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pajak.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pajak.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pajak.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pajak.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pajak.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}